DM: “You search under the bedroll, you see a dead lizard and a brass key.”
Alchemist: “I take the dead lizard!”
I really don’t like that saying “our children are our greatest resource.” Like excuse me? I am person, not a fucking means to a profit.
i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face